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I ran, jumped, and stopped. He thought, did, and reflected. You came, saw, and conquered. Mrs. Kokan went to the mall, bought and dog, and immediately slaughtered it. Eric caught the football, ran with it, and scored. Nikki smiled, giggled, and promptly threw up. Lexi touched her nose, got on her knee, and yelled "Devin! You lose!" David put on his shirt, brushed his teeth, and fell down the steps. Shaun sat, pulled a book out of his bag, and ate it. Sam coughed, wheezed, and stayed home from school. Bryan smiled, yelled "Hoo-rah", and ran 26.2 miles. Jared trapped, shot, and scored the ball. Ian procrastinated, stayed home, and failed to finish his problem. Cory huffed, puffed, and blew the house down. Quenzer thought, overthought, and overoverthought. Sam laughed at Quenzer, laughed at Ian, and blew up the school.